probably getting too old for this shit
"Offhand, I can remember seeing just three girls in my life who struck me as having in classifiable great beauty at first sight. One was a thin girl in a black bathing suit who was having a lot of trouble putting up an orange umbrella at Jones Beach, circa 1936. The second was a girl aboard a Caribbean cruise ship in 1939, who threw her cigarette lighter at a porpoise. And the third was the Chief’s girl, Mary Hudson."
— J.D. Salinger (via pineconeonthetent)